What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 04:41
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Inflation Expectations Decline; Labor Market Expectations Improve - Federal Reserve Bank of New York
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Fresh iPhone 17 leak gives first close-up look at next-gen Apple smartphones - Mashable
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Stroll needed "urgent medical attention" for pain after qualifying - FIA · F1 - RaceFans
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good